Review - Assholeogy by a bunch of retards

Quite possibly the worst book I have ever half-read then thrown into a corner, this patronising (if you're anything but stupid, American and borderline illiterate) tome endeavours to teach men to become effective assholes. Not only does it fail at this, but it takes three authors to do it! Too many cooks spoil the broth and, in this case, too many money-hungry idiots spoil the potentially humourous self-help book.

Unfunny, impractical, prosaic and trite, I've read more interesting toilet paper.